Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Senseless message service

VTV :D jus something related..
I woke up this morning to see 78 messages(Damn you Twitter!) then started banging my head on the pillow aimin to Kill Self , Reason : another text message..


                             FEELING STORY : -
Thêre wäs a gïrl ño ône lôve hër becausë shë waş nöt ablé tô seë, bùt ône bôy lôve thât gîrl ând câre hër.......onë day girl said if i would be having eye i would marrying you........one day girl eye came back......now boy said marry me, girl rejected because boy was blind then boy went far away N gave her letter """PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY EYES""" --
                                   "FEEL THE LOVE"                Good Morning :)

         

WTH?!?!?!?!

Does it look like I even care early morning?! The rage to kill the sender was less than that to kill the person who typed that! These messages called "FORWARDS" are become the lame way of communication between people. Sweet ones become convo starters , senti ones are used to mend relationships funny ones are meant to impress but most are just down right pissing off! Here are few types of these :

#1 irritating message which say this message is from some so called god or angel or devil or joblessness and asks you to make a wish and forward it to 20-30 people. Fine if they had stopped with that. The message goes on saying You will die/suffer bad luck/fail in your exams if you dont forward it. CRAP! Have you enchanted the message with a curse written in C++ ? or is E.T. travelling with the forward?! :/

#2 are the ones where the sender asks you to forward the message to many people to help a sick person. Now I am not talking about the messages that say rare blood group needed help if you know anyone with it or something similar. These are the ones that say " I am @#$%^&*( , I am suffering from @#$%^&* and i need so much for this treatment and Airtel or Aircel or Vodafone or some Network service provider has agreed to give me(Since when did they started 'GIVING'?) 10p/time this message is sent.. " This is stupidity because we have never seen on the news or the internet any network paying someone's hospital bills.. 

#3 is not much irritating when the sender is a person you like :P This one asks you to fill down a big form about what you know/think of the sender. Now that's a chance ;) It starts out like 'Lets see how much you know me : My DOB : Check orkut . FB or skip. My fave color : *WTF?* Hmm ok Black? Thats what you wear all the time (Reply : That was last month , Its green now *Now seriously GO TO HELL*) Give me a nick-name : *Heres where you get all the wierd ideas and the anger that youve stacked upon to work* :P What do you like in me : *Devilish laugh* Cute smile , Your dresses in pink *YUCK* and finally What do you hate about me/What should i Change in myself : Better leave this blank if you have any idea of making an impression on the person.' ;) 

One more message specially dedicated to piss off the reader.. Id say that im totally not responsible for any side-effects you may face after reading..
                            
                                             A boy loved a girl very much. Everyday he would meet her on her way to college and give her a rose and propose. But the girl kept rejecting him saying some reason or the other. One day when the boy was crossing the road to talk to her , he got hit by a car (Alaipayuthe eh ?) and was in the hospital in coma. The girl came to meet him and kissed him ( Now SLEEPING BEAUTY ? :/ ) and the boy woke up from his coma. When the girl askd how he survived such a fatal accident , he said "Boost is the secret of my energy" Then the girl said "Our energy" And they happily lived ever after..


Let me end this post in the usual VISHAAL movie ending style :D
     SMS being used to keep in touch , chat with friends , get to know people and few other other things :D is well and good.. But irritation from someone you dont want it is serious mindscrewing stuff.. A survey says more than half of the break-ups in India are done through SMS , now thats Pathetic. 'Now for the Vishaal touch' YEN INTHA VERI ? OLUNGA IRUKANUMNU THANEYA NENAIKUROM ! EPO THIRUNTHAPORINGA?... 
                                                                                          A film by , 
                                                                                                          Priyadarsan ;) 

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